it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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