im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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