He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
do herpes really smell.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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