I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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