The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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