suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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