He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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