Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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