Don't you send me to vm
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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