So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm passing your future prison.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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