I hope mine doesn't look like that
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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