it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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