I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Non-Jews are for practice
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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