Sry I called you an 8
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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