i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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