Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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