I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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