ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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