she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He? As in you personified your dick?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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