thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
the raccoons are back...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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