I need help removing her.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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