my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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