The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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