so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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