If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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