why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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