Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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