That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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