Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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