I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Randomize
