so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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