Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
