omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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