32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you didnt know i had herpes?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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