There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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