but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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