you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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