I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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