Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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