the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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