JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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