Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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