that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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