I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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