But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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