making cat noises will not fix the situation.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
