Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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