If i come over, it means nothing
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
