One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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