How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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