She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
we should paint friendship bongs
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