can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I smell like Dick and happiness
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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