This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
