he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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