Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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