he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
